A day. in . Bullets

Random insignificant events and thoughts that I feel like recalling because, well, for no reason other than this urge to write something, anything, to distract self from working.

- They made me the best Earl Gray at Spinneli today with the right amount of froth and sugar and I knocked it over my desk and spilled the ENTIRE cup of warm happiness on a crappy morning. Strangely, not a single drop on my clothes, laptop, phone and the entire menagerie that is my table.
- This person, let’s call him, Xonifer, is making my life miserable. Xonifer because, it sounds more fun than “Person X.” I wish Xonifer is abducted by aliens. (I’d have wished for him to get run over or something, but I secretly like him enough to not wish something so terrible. For anyone, for that matter.)
- So after cleaning up the tea from my table, I decided to continue working and nibbled on the almond biscotti I’d picked up as well. It tasted like cardboard, adorned with wood shavings that came off as crumbs and made you believe you were eating biscotti. I shouldn’t have cheated on Starbucks!
- The boy is being too nice, and I have not found a reason to get mad and claim “make-up” presents. I smell something fishy. I’ll accuse him of hooking up with other girls (and therefore being so nice to me), throw a tantrum and get myself that free air ticket! ;)
- I find myself using the term “In my younger days…” more and more often these days, which is freakin scary because I am not THAT old. I have got to stop!
- Also, I find myself cursing a lot more these days as compared to my younger days (there I go again! ) But I guess it’s a good enough stress release, much better than smoking.
- Speaking of which…(ahem, I shall not say anything for the purpose of self preservation)
- My favorite people at work are going to be moving on soon, leaving me to organize all the partying and random Friday drinks. Tsk Tsk
- I bit my right hand nails and I am not very pleased with myself. Atleast I kept 50% of the new years resolution for almost 9 months. (I didn’t bite the left hand. Its weird, don’t ask.)
- I have consumed no alcohol in the past 10 days although on several occasions I craved it desperately. This is unacceptable and some catching up needs to be done this weekend. Most probably by trashing Pappy’s place as we “warm” it.

It’s just midnight and I am finding it difficult to stay awake. In my younger days…